Friday, March 31

Ferguson wants Divers Banned !!


Following recent comments in the press from Mr Alex Ferguson, Manager of Manchester United about banning divers, FOTW would like to reassure its web readership that this does not include Scuba. FOTW are pressing Manchester United for a further statement from Mr. Ferguson to clarifiy his position.

Didier Drogba, Chelsea striker and a scuba diver himself refused to comment to FOTW on the recent remarks of Mr. Ferguson, other than to say that some of the pitches he has played on recntly have been quite slippy.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

We also need clarification from Sir Alex on whether Chorlton has become a Marlboro-free zone....

Anonymous said...

Yes, I've got £25 riding on it with Dr Tone