Friday, February 3

Wanted Fish (Fiend) of the Week

Following recent reports (here on FOTW) about cheap blubber being pushed to the dive community, police are now looking for this man, thought currently to be in the Bradford / Manchester area. The 'blubber baron' as he is known in the under(water) world is wanted for questioning about a string of incdents in Sharm el Sheikh in November 2004 and 2005.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I want to know what these "incidents"are!!

Anonymous said...

we in the international orgnaised whale crime unit of interpol are actively seeking this well known fish molester ... a small reward (fish supper with pot of tea ) for reliable details of his whereabouts will be forthcoming .

Anonymous said...

Cor blimey more fish related totty wouldn't mind finding a specimen like this on my mixed fish platter oh err

Anonymous said...

This is a prawn site

Anonymous said...

Yes, we'd heard about the Dulux incident and that he was "resting" after appearing in a new ITV3 series "Naked Decorating".

Anonymous said...

Dear Concerned of Chorlton, I am a hard working papyrus salesman based in Naama Bay area in Sharm el Sheikh. One of the incidents referred to involves me being subject to a rather unecesasary and abrupt rebuff following a simple enquiry as to whether he would care to enter my shop and look at some papyrus mechandise.

Anonymous said...

Dear Concerned of Chorlton,
I was enjoying a nice peaceful trip on a glass bottom boat over beautiful coral gardens near Ras Katy, when this man made severely impertinent gestures whilst Scuba diving below. My lawyers will be interested to know wnen he is eventually caught up with.