Who but the most coldhearted swine could fail to be moved by the plight of the whale spotted lost and alone in the Thames this week. Not only was he/she clearly lost/ill/confused/stressed but he/she had the misfortune to wash up in London. The only saving grace in this sorry tail (geddit) is that the poor bugger wasn't in the Mersey where he/she could have easily have been been put up on bricks with its fins nicked to put on the back of some scally dealer's Subaru.
PS. Psssst Anyone want to buy some blubber
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