Friday, October 7

Seafood Week - Latest 'news'

Carol Vorderman 'counts down' to Seafood Week

TV brain box Carl Vorderman has been named as the new face of Seafood Week. Her healthy outlook and and busy lifestyle, Carol is the perfect figure to highlight Britain's largest celebration of seafood.

'' Fish is an important part of a varied diet and i eat seafood twice a week most of the year. It is astonishingly quick and easy to cook and withe choice available, people can never get bored'' she says (in the most cringe making press release ever published).

Her favorite fish is Seabass but she also likes Tuna, Haddock, Dover Sole, Squid and Sushi.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

What a load of cobblers!

Anonymous said...

Think she's realy been chosen as she has a face like a slapped wet haddock

Anonymous said...

how could you say that - carol is a sex kitten for men of a certain age

Anonymous said...

Yeah dead ones!