FISH OF THE WEEK - Yellow Fin Grouper

I suspect this inquisitive Yellowfin Grouper approach me looking for a cheap meal. Photo taken on the City of Washington Wreck - Florida Keys

FISH OF THE WEEK - Squirrel Fish

A shy little Squirel Fish. This one was hiding out on the wreck of the Benwood - Florida Keys

FISH OF THE WEEK - Green Moray

Green Moray - Firewood Reef, Florida Keys (Halfway between the Benwood and French Reef, otherwise known as Capt Darryls Lobster Hole)

FISH OF THE WEEK

Clam Gardens - Great Barrier Reef

This is one of many dozens of huge clams to be found at the 'Clam Gardens' dive site on the Great Barrier Reef . This specimen was about 80 cms long and a vivid blue.

MORE RUBBISH FISH JOKES

These frankly rubbish jokes were submitted by 'fish lover' Chris Sharp over a week ago. Following a series of tense editorial meetings and a thorough review of our joke policy we at FOTW have decided to publish these jokes in the 'public interest'. We are interested in whether the public, yes you think they are as bad as we think they are.

Please let us know at FOTW what you think and for god's sake send us something, anything better than this rubbish. Please .......

Q.Why are fish so clever?
A.They live in schools

Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the concrete wall
A. DAM!

Q. What do you call a female fisherman (sic)
A. Annette

(MICHAEL) FISH OF THE WEEK

Many thanks to 'Bob' at Trinity and All Saints College.Leeds for suggesting Britain's longest serving weather forecaster Michael Fish for 'Fish of the Week' . Bob said 'This is a fish I have admired for years now. It was a shame when he retired. There was no glamour, just honest, accurate weather forecasts'. Well Bob you seem to have forgotten that he failed to spot the hurricane that devastated property and woodland across vast swathes of southern Engalnd in 1987. Neverthless for 32 years service to the nation he is (Michael) Fish of the Week.

FISH OF THE WEEK - Gray Angel fish

Gray Angelfish - French Reef, Florida Keys